The last time I looked the United Kingdom (

) didn't have a 5th amendment.
Anyway, they know, you know. SWMBO's probably run MI5

, she certainly does in this house.
Having said that I did find a trick but it only works once (although you can stretch it a bit as I did), I collect 1:18 British sports and racing cars among which are a few that were, ahem, not cheap. Her Nibs moaned and often pointed out that her first car was a Citröen 2CV, one evening whilst trolling Ebay I came upon a few, nipped into the the living room and casually asked what colour her old piece of sh, sorry, history was. Orange. Back to Ebay and I won one from a nice bloke in England. Big box turns up and as usual SWMBO gives me
the look until I hand her the box and say "It's for you". Humph. She opens the box and it's true love all over again, but - and this is the big but - my collection is confined to shelves in the spare room/office but the 2CV has pride of place on the sideboard in the dining room. Instant zillion plus points.
It can be done
