Monorail anyone ?

[Zerogee]

"I bought the Mother-in-Law a new chair for Christmas, but they won't let me plug it in...."

(Probably Les Dawson or similar, circa 1970s....)



Jon.

 

[David1226]

"I bought the Mother-in-Law a new chair for Christmas, but they won't let me plug it in...."

(Probably Les Dawson or similar, circa 1970s....)



Jon.

That's a shocking joke.

David

 

[PhilP]

That's a shocking joke.

David

I see you made the connection..

PhilP.

 

[Zerogee]

I see you made the connection..

PhilP.

Watt can you possibly mean....?

Jon.

 

[Paul M]

Hair raising suggestion

 

[Grover65k]

At least it wasn't a double-edged sword...

"Your Mother-in-Law accidentally driving off a cliff in your favourite classic car!"

 

[pugwash]

Just found this on t'internet. Form an orderly queue...

 

[ge_rik]

Just found this on t'internet. Form an orderly queue...

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Why is it that none of the passengers seem to be enjoying themselves?

Rik

 

[Paul M]

Why is it that none of the passengers seem to be enjoying themselves?

Rik

They're DOOMED

 

[dunnyrail]

Why is it that none of the passengers seem to be enjoying themselves?

Rik

Would you enjoy yourself in a prison car like that?

 

[pugwash]

Why is it that none of the passengers seem to be enjoying themselves?

That isn't where they told their mums they would be.

 

[Zerogee]

A factory tour of the Soylent Green plant... one-way of course!

Jon

"Soylens Viridis Homines Est"...