Flocking machine....

pugwash said:
Had another idea in the wee (literally) hours of the morning: buy a Van Der Graaff generator, postage might be high and I don't know how you would get it in under SWMBO's radar but the biggest problem would probably be the constant zapping and the smell of ozone.
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Not to mention the bushy hairstyle, bulging eyes, blue flashes from the railway... Interrupted with manic screams.. "It lives!.." :rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
Couldn't you just create some static in a plastic rod or something?
 
pugwash said:
What, didn't you learn this at school? Okay, dad was a physics teacher hence the ionization and Van der Graaff references, but:

https://www.wikihow.com/Make-Static-Electricity
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Yes - but rubbing an ebony stick allowed you to pick up all sorts of things - and that was before I went to school. I only mentioned plastic because some wouldn't know what ebony was (and don't anybody mention ivory):D
 
JimmyB said:
Is that a euphemism, and should it be censored ;) :)
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I dunno, but every time I glance at this thread title I think .................


.......................that there are quite a few people who would direct that expletive at some machine or other :swear::swear::swear::swear::swear::swear:
 
Now I know that no one bothers to read my posts! (#2)
 
David1226 said:
If that really worked we wouldn't need Viagra

David
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For we read she, but there again the discharge could be pretty startling :eek:

Okay Stockers, do your mod thing :tmi:
 
Obviously, you need a pleasant flocker. . . . . .
 
Scrawny specimen. (we dont 'do' guns on here)
 
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