Rhinochugger
Retired Oik

OK, so I think I could buy a Piko diamond for about £30 - does anybody have a diamond crossing that they are wanting to get rid of (at something less than £30)? No not £29.99 either 
Ah yes, Mr Hacksaw!
Well known partner to Dr Lumphammer I believe?
Joking apart, I hacked a LGB one myself to make it right handed so it is possible....