Cafe Rene

What are they like scale wise? I know it is whimsy, but does it 'look right'?
If Gizzy does not beat me to it I will post a pic when mine arrives, complete with an LGB figure to give scaling.
 
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What are they like scale wise? I know it is whimsy, but does it 'look right'?
They are a little bit below scale for LGB Gavin, but with careful placement, they will look okay I reckon? And yes they are a little twee too!

Hopefully Dunny can post a picture for you with an LGB figure, as I am unable to do so atm....
 
They are a little bit below scale for LGB Gavin, but with careful placement, they will look okay I reckon? And yes they are a little twee too!

Hopefully Dunny can post a picture for you with an LGB figure, as I am unable to do so atm....
They'll probably be fine after a few months of weather.
 
I did a quick google when I read this for 'allo allo miniature figures' and got this
http://sjemco.blogspot.com/2014/03/ooohh-rene.html

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They apparently are 20mm scale and come from Sgts-mess:
http://www.sgtsmess.co.uk/figures/civilians/nc25-european-cafe-owner-and-staff.html

There is a US company called "Fun & Games" or SCale Figures that makes various RR figures:
http://scalefigures.com/
and the range includes some very saucy (nude) figures:
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which you could dress to suit yourself. I think they are about 1:24th scale.

Another company that cropped up was Reaper in 25mm:
https://www.reapermini.com/Miniatures/Chronoscope/latest/page3

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And finally, there's a whole thread on the miniatures board on Allo Allo:
http://theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.mv?id=163484
 
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Sadly war gamers talk about Suze rather than scale so the ones shown above will be way too small for us. On this link they show Resistance Fighters and even a Cafe owner but again at 28mm high far too small again.

http://parkfieldminiatures.freeservers.com/28MM SECOND WORLD WAR.html

Found this from Fred’s link above.


Yep, as part of the Wargames industry myself, I can confirm that when "we" (wargamers AND military modellers/figure collectors) talk about scales, we mean the height from foot-to-eye-level of a typical 5'9" human - so a figure described as "25mm" will actually be about 27-28mm to the top of its head/helmet. That's why the Phoenix French Maid in my pics above is described as "90mm" scale.....
"15mm" in figure scale = approx. 1/100, "20mm" about 1/76, "28mm" approx. 1/60, "54mm" is 1/32..... for figures suitable for G you need to look for anything with a scale listed around 75mm to 90mm (though the top end of that is closer to what you'd use for 16mm/ft).
Yes, it's horribly complicated......

Jon.
 
Yep, as part of the Wargames industry myself, I can confirm that when "we" (wargamers AND military modellers/figure collectors) talk about scales, we mean the height from foot-to-eye-level of a typical 5'9" human - so a figure described as "25mm" will actually be about 27-28mm to the top of its head/helmet. That's why the Phoenix French Maid in my pics above is described as "90mm" scale.....
"15mm" in figure scale = approx. 1/100, "20mm" about 1/76, "28mm" approx. 1/60, "54mm" is 1/32..... for figures suitable for G you need to look for anything with a scale listed around 75mm to 90mm (though the top end of that is closer to what you'd use for 16mm/ft).
Yes, it's horribly complicated......

Jon.

Only as bad as 'us' with scale and gauge!
;):giggle::giggle::giggle:
 
Are the poor buggers stretched with a rubber ruler?
 
Are the poor buggers stretched with a rubber ruler?

Not usually, although we do argue over whether to measure foot-to-eye or foot-to-top-of-head..... and then you have "realistic" (proportioned) sculpting styles and exaggerated or caricatured styles, so it's just as bad really!

Jon.
 
Of course, if you are willing to make your own costumes, there are several sources of "well endowed" young ladies.

This one arrived unpainted in clear plastic, from eBay I think. Took me a while and some paint to realize she was a baseball player! (Note her hand is missing - that was a big glove.) She's more like 7/8ths scale - the driver is Scalecraft 1:19th/16mm.

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The next one is going in my latest coach. I like to put one in somewhere to amuse the locals. And who could resist a cowgirl in boots with a pair of 45s and a bikini?

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She is (theoretically) 1:20rth scale, but quite tall. There's a video game called "
Dead or Alive figure Beach VolleyBall" and the figures are theoretically 1:20.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Dead-or-Al...796921?hash=item284c2e55f9:g:fx8AAOSw301aTvNS

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This beach volleyball lady is sightly more dressed than most. The guy is an SLM 1:20 and the engineer is a Scalecraft 1:19.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Bandai-DOA...564455?hash=item5d7982a867:g:04EAAOSw03lY5ne5
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Bandai-DOA...564455?hash=item5d7982a867:g:04EAAOSw03lY5ne5
And finally, there are some strange anime figures on eBay and Aliexpress. This young lady is fully dressed and about 1:20.

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I Googled “Mascot Miniature” images....good job Mary Whitehouse isn’t still around, we’d all be in trouble...
 
I Googled “Mascot Miniature” images...
Maybe your google isn't the same as mine, but all I got was a zillion of these cartoon characters.

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Aha. Adding Tim Richards turned up Mascot Models. Here's a Cafe Rene figure:

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Gizzy (and anyone else interested), the old Phoenix Follies range - including the Maid figure that I have - are still available here, they're not cheap at about 35 Euros a pop, but if you REALLY want one then here they are...
WARNING! don't click this link if miniature nudity and other such naughty things offend you, you have had fair warning!
https://www.zinnfigur.com/en/Round-Figures/Blank-kits/Manufacturers-O-R/Phoenix-Folies/

Jon.

Oh drat! That'll probably show up on my Firefox Home Page (wonder which pic it will show?).:rofl:
 
Gizzy (and anyone else interested), the old Phoenix Follies range - including the Maid figure that I have - are still available here, they're not cheap at about 35 Euros a pop, but if you REALLY want one then here they are...
WARNING! don't click this link if miniature nudity and other such naughty things offend you, you have had fair warning!
https://www.zinnfigur.com/en/Round-Figures/Blank-kits/Manufacturers-O-R/Phoenix-Folies/

Jon.
Brilliant, thanks Jon....
 
Gizzy (and anyone else interested), the old Phoenix Follies range - including the Maid figure that I have - are still available here, they're not cheap at about 35 Euros a pop, but if you REALLY want one then here they are...
WARNING! don't click this link if miniature nudity and other such naughty things offend you, you have had fair warning!
https://www.zinnfigur.com/en/Round-Figures/Blank-kits/Manufacturers-O-R/Phoenix-Folies/

Jon.
What I have not found is whether the figures are delivered painted, probably somewhere on the site. However if they are painted for the level of detail and quality of painting they would appear to be good value. Good quality paint jobs on figures do not come cheeep.
 
What I have not found is whether the figures are delivered painted, probably somewhere on the site. However if they are painted for the level of detail and quality of painting they would appear to be good value. Good quality paint jobs on figures do not come cheeep.

Sorry JonD, these will be unpainted kits of whitemetal castings...... the only way you'll get a ready-assembled and painted one is if you are lucky enough to find a nicely-done secondhand one on evilBay like I did!
I have several others from the range that I've found over the years, that vary between unstarted kits and fully assembled and painted, though the painting varies from very good to just about acceptable.

Jon.
 
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