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What do I do? What I'm told by SWMBO

This argument is getting a bit punny. I think I need a pint - no wait, it's now 500ml, oh well, the barmaid knows what I drink anyway, so all I really need to do is grunt and pay.....
BTW, a pint is the next step up from a schooner in SA and is 16 fluid ounces, but that would be a schooner in most of the rest of Australia, except it would only be 15 fluid ounces. A ten ounce glass (285ml) is a middy in NSW, a handle in the NT, a pot in Victoria, a schooner in SA, a ten in Tas and a half pint in WA. And if you get it wrong you're looked upon a a complete dunce. I love this country!
And Gav, nobody drinks XXXX through choice. The suggestion that people do is a marketing ploy; it's only drunk at all because they have tied up a large number of sporting venues as exclusively serving the muck. But then, I'm South Australian and grew up on Southwark and West End, so the rest of the country would probably say that my judgement is warped!
BTW, a pint is the next step up from a schooner in SA and is 16 fluid ounces, but that would be a schooner in most of the rest of Australia, except it would only be 15 fluid ounces. A ten ounce glass (285ml) is a middy in NSW, a handle in the NT, a pot in Victoria, a schooner in SA, a ten in Tas and a half pint in WA. And if you get it wrong you're looked upon a a complete dunce. I love this country!
And Gav, nobody drinks XXXX through choice. The suggestion that people do is a marketing ploy; it's only drunk at all because they have tied up a large number of sporting venues as exclusively serving the muck. But then, I'm South Australian and grew up on Southwark and West End, so the rest of the country would probably say that my judgement is warped!
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