Or is it the even socks?Shirley, the element is in it?
Unless it came from Shrodinger's washing machine company... Where do those odd socks go?
PhilP.
Same place as the Biro's ? https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Veet_VoojagigShirley, the element is in it?
Unless it came from Shrodinger's washing machine company... Where do those odd socks go?
PhilP.
Remind this member not to be cross anywhere near Fezwig. I don’t want to be cut and boltedThe cross members have been cut and bolted in place.
You can always do what I do..Remind this member not to be cross anywhere near Fezwig. I don’t want to be cut and bolted![]()
TMIYou can always do what I do..
Keep your nuts in a string bag hung around your neck....
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PhilP.
Squirrels climbKeeps 'em safe from marauding squirrels...
Jon.




My lettuces suffered both these indignities this summer.I don’t want to be cut and bolted
Squirrels climb
Or even in a string bag.....True.... I've had one of the furry little b*st*rds run up my leg (fortunately OUTSIDE the trousers!) in the local park.... maybe it though I had some nuts in my pocket!
Jon.
I remember one of our members of staff rather upset, having walked to our area office in White City housing estate, and he'd been attacked by a squirrel - jumped on his head and drew bloodTrue.... I've had one of the furry little b*st*rds run up my leg (fortunately OUTSIDE the trousers!) in the local park.... maybe it though I had some nuts in my pocket!
Jon.

I was "mugged" by one in St James Park a few years back. Ran down its tree, nipped over to me, then ran up my trouser leg and rifled through every pocket in my jacket, shirt and trousers quite systematically. Nipped off smartish empty handed. I think the little fella was quite an expert at this sort or attempted larceny.True.... I've had one of the furry little b*st*rds run up my leg (fortunately OUTSIDE the trousers!) in the local park.... maybe it though I had some nuts in my pocket!
Jon.